"Wash the dishes!" 
"Oh, I though you said 'Watch the dishes.'"

Being a little kid is pretty amazing. You can say what you want, do what you want and want what you want, and nobody can really say anything about it, because society says you're supposed to be a free spirit. The only really crappy thing about being a little kid is that one day you grow into a boring adult, who never gets to say, do or want what you want ever, lest you be shunned by society.

However, if you can make it through about 50 or 60 years of that nonsense, eventually you grow into an old person who gets to say, do and want what they want all over again. Because, by then, you're smart enough to tell society to stick it.

Sources: Bored Shorts TV | h/t Laughing Squid