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1. The Artist


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A passion for aesthetics and a deep hatred of any clean, blank space are what drive The Artist. Before you can teach them that the world is their metaphorical canvas, they'll learn that the world is their literal canvas. Turn your back for one second and you'll have your own personal disasterpiece.


2. The Nudist


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Remember that Ray Stevens song The Streak? (If so: Jesus, you're old.) Anyway, even though it takes about half a day to get the average child fully dressed, The Nudist can wriggle out of his Sunday's best before you can say "Don't play with that or God will strike you blind!"