"Oh and also, I took a baby grizzly bear. I'll ship that separately. UPS."
A Yosemite park ranger posted this letter on Reddit from an adorable Yosemite "Junior Ranger" who clearly broke under the presssure of her own guilt after absconding with the contraband. While the letter is super-cute, what about those sticks? Being put back in nature is traumatic, and there might be some reintegration issues for which the sticks will require counseling. We bet they'll be okay though, and we look forward to ten years from now when Evie tracks the sticks down and they run up and hug her hello in a teary lumber-remembers-human reunion video.