While the Nobel Prize for Literature was already awarded to Svetlana Alexievich, there are more prestigious literary honors to go around. Literary Review announced the nominees for the 22nd annual Bad Sex in Fiction Award, to honor "an author who has produced an outstandingly bad scene of sexual description in an otherwise good novel." According to Literary Review:

The purpose of the prize is to draw attention to poorly written, perfunctory or redundant passages of sexual description in modern fiction, and to discourage them. 

Here are excerpts from the nominees, a feast of awful writing about presumably mediocre intercourse:

Sources: Literary Review