While millions of muggles (or, if you're American, "no-majs") have long dreamed of living at Hogwarts, one muggle's blog shows that living at the castle can be a bit daunting. Blogger Jonathan Dart has recently joined Hogwarts to provide the school with some much needed technology updates, like wi-fi. He's detailing all his (fake) trials and tribulations on the Tumblr blog, The Setup Wizard.
Dart's blog reveals that iPhones do work on school grounds.
He quickly became familiar with the Room of Requirement.
Even wizards pick crappy passwords.
Dart is as curious about sex ed among wizards as others are.
Dart has opened up a new world for Slytherins.
And finally made everyone realize what he's capable of.
He's just doing his best to fit in.
Shortly after Dart began his work at the school, an associate named Emily Vargo joined him. Vargo has a muggle mother and wizard father, which means that she can hopefully help Dart sort out his priorities. Check out all their adventures here.