Guess what, guys! As you know, J.K. Rowling put an evil curse on 90s kids that keeps them from being able to die until they learn all of the inane bullshit from her Harry Potter universe. J.K. Rowling just revealed some exciting new information about the American Hogwarts, the Ilvermorny School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! There's a new short story and even a sorting quiz for Ilvermorny's four houses. Maybe now you can slip into the sweet release of death.

Sources: Pottermore