J.K. Rowling wants you to forget those old Sorting Hat quizzes and discover your real house.

J.K. Rowling wants you to forget those old Sorting Hat quizzes and discover your real house.
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In September, J.K. Rowling's website Pottermore was relaunched, but missing its coveted Sorting Hat quiz. This left many fans confused and afraid. Did it mean they no longer belonged to their respective houses? What if they were waiting for a special moment, and hadn't yet answered the character-defining questions? The only option left to Potterheads was either living without any house allegiance, or relying on the sorting provided by an unverified quiz:

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NEVER.

Then, on Thursday, Pottermore announced that sorting was back!

People have been logging in with excitement to give Rowling their personal email address so that they can find out if they belong in Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff:

Though some have been disappointed by the results:

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Oh come on what the fuck

Posted by Alexis Pereira on Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Beware readers: once you've answered, there's no going back. Your sorting is final. So answer truthfully when posed with these hard hitting questions:

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Um, neither?
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Who thinks they're box worthy?
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Through some in-office experimentation, Someecards has discovered that no one gets exactly the same questions. That makes it much harder to game the system. But don't despair. If the Sorting Hat was placed upon your head, no matter how you answered on Pottermore, it would hear what you truly desire in your heart.

Related: J.K. Rowling writes new descriptions of wizard schools in Brazil, Japan, Africa, N. America. 

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