Ebay seller offers chance to wipe your ass with classic literature.

Ebay seller offers chance to wipe your ass with classic literature.
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Still seething over a disastrous middle-school book report you had to deliver on Herman Melville's classic maritime novel? Here's your opportunity to introduce this horrowing tale of man versus beast to a harrowing tale of man versus breakfast. The seller hand-typed every word of the book onto actual double-ply Cottonelle on a bet, but don't worry — he claims the toilet paper has been handled "very gingerly and infrequently." We know this all sounds like an extremely tempting offer, just try not to become obsessed with making the winning bid, Captain Ahab.

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