The excitement, the joy, the anticipation...the sudden urge to attempt to understand what football is...? It's all simply too much to handle at the beginning of a week. Rihanna has so many #1 hits it's hard to even begin guessing what the new mom will be bringing to the stage, but one thing is for sure: it better not be any other people Rihanna. We only have 15 minutes don't clog the setlist with coworkers.
Considering Rihanna has taken a break from music to focus on building a billionaire beauty business empire and start a family, fans can't stop joking that her halftime show will be a 15 minute long commercial for Fenty featuring 0 songs. Regardless of what Rihanna's performance entails, it's guaranteed to be epic. Sorry, Swifties...maybe next year.