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Aside from tidbits of gossip, weekend one of Coachella has passed without any major ongoings—unless you count Taylor Swift bleaching her hair and RiRi hanging out with Leonardo as big news, which you actually should. Besides that, the most important happenings at the celeb-filled music festival were the outfits.  

Big sunglasses = big fashion.

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Here are 15 outfits that you should probably never wear to work, unless you work at raves.

Taylor Swift, picking up on a fax from 1992, has proclaimed that chokers are the new thing.

I feel like maybe chokers are the new flower crowns?

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Hailey Baldwin fell into a pit of necklaces.

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Suki Waterhouse sported an entire palette of eye shadow.

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Kendall Jenner was the unofficial fashion siren of the event, stepping out in her lingerie. 

🌟⭐️🌟

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She also wore a bevy of necklaces and a crochet dress that probably appropriated some culture.

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Not to be outdone by Kendall's bun, Katy Perry wore two pink puffs on top of her head.

Kiernan Shipka was ready for her first day of kindergarten.

Bella Thorne bundled up with every accessory she owned.

#coachella HERE I COME!!! 😚 #friyay #taxday #grind #girlswithtattoos #vibes

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Vanessa Hudgens, the modern symbol of Coachella, became one with the scenery.

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Poor Alessandra Ambrosio didn't get Taylor's memo about flower crowns.

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Kylie Jenner's boobs are all-seeing.

rainbow braids 🌈

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In case you didn't know she was rich, Kylie later wrapped up her hair in a Louis Vuitton scarf.

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Paris Hilton forgot half her outfit.

#CoachellaVibes 🌴🌴👩🏼🌴🌴

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Jordan Catalano himself made an appearance with the singer Halsey.

Blogger Chiara Ferragni let parents know that the stickers their kids leave on their faces are super fashionable.

From this assortment of celebrity fashions, the style takeaway from the first weekend of Coachella is that the '90s are very much in. As is anything that looks like a two-year-old alien from 1975 designed it.