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Last night's Grammy Awards were full of beautiful, talented people wearing hideous outfits. Hey, you can't have it all. That's kind of the best thing about awards show season, though. Celebs get to walk down the red carpet in whatever expensive garbage they want, and we get to judge them from the comfort of our couches while wearing sweatpants covered in pizza stains. So who are the real winners here? This list is all in good fun, but if anything seems too mean, just read it in Joan Rivers voice.

1. Taylor Swift

Don't look at Taylor's vagina, Lady in the Purple Shirt. Obviously, she's trying to make you, but fight it!
Don't look at Taylor's vagina, Lady in the Purple Shirt. Obviously, she's trying to make you, but fight it!
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