So feel superior, normal folks! If height were fame, money and women, you'd be winning!

Never again will you have to wonder whether an actor is, in fact, a ripped action hero towering over his teutonic enemies (FACT: actors who play bad guys are actually huge — that's why they look so scary to tiny Hollywood people) or an action figure with tiny plastic arms. The answer? They are all ridiculously small. Except for Liam Neeson, who is in fact a humongous but very polite cave troll. And the late Michael Clarke Duncan, who was very big — which is why microscopic Hollywood types wrote all those movies about how big he was. Jon Stewart (not pictured) is, in fact, the size of the average salamander, but he has a tall chair.