IF I BUY IT, WILL IT GIVE ME IN-GAME CREDIT
FOR KIM KARDASHIAN: HOLLYWOOD? PLEASE???
We reported recently that Kim Kardashian was in the grips of a brutal selfie addiction, having taken 1,200 of the damn things while on a family vacation in Thailand. Like so much else with Kim, it turns out that she was crazy...crazy like a fox. Kim, aka Kardashian Prime, has inked a deal to sell a coffee table book of her selfies in April 2015 through the high-end publisher Rizzoli. With 352 pages, it's practically a steal at $19.95—although who is being stolen from depends on your opinion of Kim.
Isn't it time we just admitted that Kim has us beat, fair and square? I could sit here and act like I'm the guardian of high culture and rant about how the Kardashians are somehow destroying America, but it has honestly gotten to the point where I'm like "OK, I just want to know her secrets. How does she do it?" Her iPhone app is on track to make $200 million this year, she's married to one of the biggest names in music, she never stops working, and now she's got her own Rizzoli coffee table book?
I know it's repulsive to hear, but: if you can't beat 'em, join 'em...and I don't think it's possible to defeat Kim at this point. I'm throwing in the towel. I'm downloading the game. I'm buying all the DVD sets. I used to think that when the Apocalypse arrives, it would be Beyonce who would unite the survivors from the ashes. Now, with the endless rumors that Bey and Jay are on the rocks, I feel like the Era of Kim, which we thought was fading, is in fact just beginning. When Kim becomes our supreme overlord (I'm not counting on Kanye to make it...just Kim) in the inevitable war with the Beyoncites, let it be remembered that I picked sides here. Hail Kardashydra.
(by Johnny McNulty)