This toddler with a major celebrity crush on Adam Levine is anguished to learn he's married.

This toddler with a major celebrity crush on Adam Levine is anguished to learn he's married.
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This little girl, Mila, experienced her (presumably) first heartbreak when her mother told her that Adam Levine is married. But the parenting books always say that you should point a camera at your child's face before announcing the worst news of their life, so the mom was only doing what was in her child's best interest.

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Anyone who's had a powerful celebrity crush can relate to Mila's disappointment, as can anyone who at one point was a child and felt sad when things didn't turn out as expected. But let's be real: there are a lot of better celebrity crush options that Mila can turn to. Yes, Adam Levine is attractive and has an intriguing haircut, but so does the Hot Debate Guy. It's not enough of a foundation for a celebrity crush.

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Come to New York, Mila. Everyone has that hair.
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Additionally, Levine's recent songs are kind of squeaky and his withholding manner as a judge on The Voice does not make him seem like he would be a communicative celebrity. Let Behati Prinsloo have him.

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"I'm at a payphone, trying to call home-" "Shh."
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Might Mila consider a warmer, more accessible celebrity crush? Perhaps someone with a strong sense of humor who is good with animals and musically inclined?

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