The American Music Awards were on Sunday night, and a bunch of celebs who you've probably never heard of hit the red carpet in their boldest outfits, but was the fashion risk worth the reward?
Spoiler alert: nah.
Look, I personally don't know a lot about fashion (right now I am wearing a shirt with a salsa stain on it and jeans from 2006), but I do know a ton about being a petty killjoy, so let's judge some celebrities, shall we?
Hey, Sabrina Carpenter! Take off your coat, stay a while.
Kehlani's dress looking like it is dripping green goo...which, you know, is not a great sign.
Selena Gomez remembered to wear a jacket, but totally forgot her pants. D'oh!
Alessia Cara looks red carpet ready from the waist up, but looks like she is about to shovel snow from the waist down.
Kelly Clarkson's gown looks more suited for the Kennedy Center Honors than the AMA's.
Kat Graham's outfit looked like she came straight from the office...and got caught in the paper shredder on the way out.
Nick Cannon took a fashion risk by wearing those sunglasses the DJ hands out at block parties.
Who lent Pink their Sweet 16 dress?
I KNOW, I KNOW. It feels wrong to put music legend Diana Ross this list, but her outfit is wrong-er.
Machine Gun Kelly's outfit proves that bolder isn't always better.
YouTuber Lilly Singh looks like a mother-of-the-bride gone wrong in this frightening fuchsia frock.
Julia Michaels looks like an elegant shower puff in this truly confusing red dress.