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The 2016 American Music Awards took place Sunday night at L.A.'s Microsoft Theater. Here's the part of the night where someone completely unqualified, at home in zit cream and a bathrobe covered with Dorito dust, decides which super famous people at an awards show don't look their best. So let's just dive right into it.

1. Ciara

"What, this old bean bag chair?"
"What, this old bean bag chair?"

Ciara looks fantastic, of course, but her dress, not so much. Maternity dressing gives women a chance to try new looks, but I don't think the "turtleneck gown" look's time has come. With that turtleneck and part of a down comforter, maybe she's just really chilly. Someone should tell her about jackets.

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2. Bella Thorne

There's a whole lot of glitter and not a lot of shirt going on there.
There's a whole lot of glitter and not a lot of shirt going on there.

The outfit is fine, the shoes are great, the hair…oof. Maybe stick with one color in the tresses, or at least go with two that match.

3. Karlie Kloss

Can a dress have a personality disorder? Because this one might.
Can a dress have a personality disorder? Because this one might.

It's like she couldn't decide between two dresses so she just sewed them both together.

4. Noah Cyrus

More like "NO-ah Cyrus"…wait.
More like "NO-ah Cyrus"…wait.
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The print on this is cool, but with the sheerness, a little much. All right, a lot much.

5. Julianne Hough

Another turtleneck dress. Was this red carpet at the Peach Pit After Dark?
Another turtleneck dress. Was this red carpet at the Peach Pit After Dark?

The DWTS alum went with a look that's a little bit space-suit, a little bit mail order bride.

6. Cam

What's that one Coldplay song?
What's that one Coldplay song?

YELLOW. Wow, so much yellow.

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