Wow, this escalated quickly. The Johnny Depp/Amber Heard divorce news, which has been met mostly with jokes about splitting up his scarf/pirate ring collection, just got really sad. Amber Heard filed for divorce yesterday, and today filed for a restraining order against her (still) husband Johnny Depp, claiming domestic abuse. She submitted a picture of herself as evidence, with what appears to be a bruised face.

The abruptness of the divorce came as a shock to a lot of people, but details of their relationship now emerging include red flags galore. She apparently had cold feet before getting married. Sources are saying his family hated her. There's a rumor that their marriage got bad after just three months, but they stayed together an entire extra year to try to make it work. And, you know, to avoid the embarrassment of filing for divorce before the ink is even dry on the marriage certificate. They had TWO weddings, for Pete's sake.