Oh Amy Schumer, you dazzling gem of realness. The comedian celebrated the Fourth of July on the beach this past weekend wearing a swimsuit, because that's the appropriate thing to wear to a beach. Saluting the camera in front of two huge American flags, Schumer captioned her photo “An American treasure.” And she was probably being snarky, but it's true. She is a goddamn American treasure.
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A day earlier, the comedian, adorned in goggles, and her sister/road manager posed for a photo in a pool, with a few hashtags making fun of celebrities, like: #hadidsisters #balmain #eattolivedontlivetoeat #eattoeat and #poolmanager.