She summers in Switzerland on a motherf-ing boat.
Amy Schumer does everything well, including dancing to the Backstreet Boys on a boat. Not just any boat, but a boat in Switzerland. Between comedy tours, her own TV show, and a summer blockbuster, I'd say she's earned it. It's right up there with other typical summer activities like riding a jet ski with Jennifer Lawrence.
In addition to her commercial successes, she keeps busy with squashing bros that don't get her comedy, and responding to critics that have never seen her work. Homegirl deserves all the quality boat time in the world, especially when it involves slowly floating by majestic Swiss cliffs. And no ambience like that is complete without a Backstreet Boys soundtrack.
To be certain, she'll battle trolls and critics forever. But none of them will ever be on a boat in Switzerland.