Both Schumer and Hanisch had a bad encounter with French cuisine, but didn't lose their joie de vivre.
The food rebelled so much against Schumer's system that she ended up in the hospital with an IV.
"Thanks for everything Paris! Except the food poisoning," she wrote, as the two were lying in bed (but not in a fun way).
Still on call as a comedian, Schumer did some bits from her hospital bed, making an old-school style dating video, "grabbing life by its horns."
The two ultimately got better, as Schumer tried to ingest some bland chicken broth by the anything-but-bland view.
Ah, Paris. City of love, light, and listeria.