Amy Schumer, America's funniest, booziest sweetheart, has been on vacation in Hawaii, where she was snapped by paparazzi wearing a swimsuit in the ocean. Because she's, you know, in Hawaii. And that's what you do there. Go swimming, in a swimsuit. And, because the Internet can be a horrid, troll-filled place, people had all sorts of completely inappropriate things to say about about her figure. So Amy took that picture, posted it on her Instagram, and added a few words of her own.
Her caption reads:
I meant to write "good morning trolls!" I hope you find some joy in your lives today in a human interaction and not just in writing unkind things to a stranger you've never met who triggers something in you that makes you feel powerless and alone. This is how I look. I feel happy. I think I look strong and healthy and also like miss trunchbull from Matilda. Kisses!
She does look strong and healthy, and also like a normal person doing normal Hawaii things in Hawaii. So shut it, haters. Amy doesn't care.