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She had her cake and ate his too.

Amy Schumer told Stephen Colbert that while she rented an apartment belonging to one Mr. Jake Gyllenhaal, she would get drunk and eat his cake. To be clear, it was very old cake. Very old, frozen cake that she found in the freezer. It takes commitment (or the right amount of alcohol) to make frozen cake your drunk snack.

It sounds like it could be too good to be true, but not from Amy Schumer. She brought along a video clip for proof showing her going to town on that cake while she was loaded. With her bare hands. These are the types of clips we should see more of on late night television. Promoting movies is boring; drunkenly devouring cake is glorious.

Sources: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert