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Today I'm resigning from my role as an Ariana Grande donut scandal commentator to focus on other things.


This is where it all started. (via TMZ)

Bringing you the details about Ariana Grande licking unpurchased donuts and saying she hates America has been a rewarding journey. I've felt so honored to participate in this story in any small way, and I know that my outlook will never be the same.

Let's take a moment to reflect on how far we've come. First, there was security footage of Grande licking display donuts and saying she hates America. Then, she tried to blame her behavior on ever-so-frustrating fat people. Next, the police launched an investigation. And now, the saga concludes with something I never saw coming: a genuine apology.

Sources: Ariana Grande