Do you remember that time earlier today when security footage showed Ariana Grande licking an unpurchased donut and saying she hates America?
It was confusing at the time and it remains confusing now, even after we've had an entire half-day to process it.
Now, finally, Grande has broken her hours-long silence on why she licked a donut and said she hates America. There's a simple explanation, a solution to the riddle, a missing piece to the jigsaw puzzle. It was fat people's fault!
Grande released the following statement to Buzzfeed News: