The Oscars are a huge deal because we all "care about movies" or whatever. But let's be honest, the real reason most of us tune in to the annual awards show is to watch celebrities put their Manolo Blahnik-clad feet in their mouths. There's nothing more satisfying than watching the rich and famous embarrass themselves at a live event that the world is watching (sorry Warren Beatty but the great Oscars gaff of 2017 was one of the greatest moments of my life).
So, while last night's Oscars ceremony may have been replete with stunning garments and moving speeches, that's not what I came here to talk about. And it's not why you clicked.
Because it's always fun to rejoice in the temporary shame of people with way more fame and money than most of us can ever dream of.