Ben Affleck appears after nanny scandal and Batman reclusiveness.

Ben Affleck appears after nanny scandal and Batman reclusiveness.
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He'll soon face a dawn of justice.

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Practicing his best "I did not sleep with the nanny" face.

Just like Bruce Wayne, Ben Affleck is a reclusive millionaire who stays out of public view because he's divorcing Elektra and sleeping with the nanny. Actually Bruce Wayne did none of those things, and Affleck is not an orphaned superhero. But as the Dark Knight says, "you either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." And it would appear that Affleck is doing the latter. 

After Affleck and Jennifer Garner announced their split, which like an avalanche caused several other famous couples to announce their breakups, they requested privacy and kept low profiles. And we all know the best way to maintain a low profile following a celebrity divorce from your wife is to bang the nanny you hired in the spring. Other suitable options include running down the 405 naked or shooitng flares at the LAPD.

And to think, the story he tried to conceal was that his ancestors owned slaves. Get your priorities in order, Ben.

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