Good news for Derek Jeter...

He has become the most recent target of comedic icon and Twitter goddess, Bette Midler! So jealous. 

She's at it again, this time taking aim almost at random.

Why are you starting beef with Derek Jeter, Bette?  Are you mad you'll never get to be one of the recipients of his famous gift baskets? Or just amused that often those baskets included herpes