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Bad news for fun free spirits with disposable incomes: Beyoncé will not be performing at Coachella this year after all due to the fact that she is creating two demigods babies in her womb (in case you've been living on a desert island with no Wifi for the past month, yes, Beyoncé is pregnant with twins).

Coachella released the announcement on Facebook earlier today:

Following the advice of her doctors to keep a less rigorous schedule in the coming months, Beyoncé has made the decision...

Posted by Coachella on Thursday, February 23, 2017
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"Following the advice of her doctors to keep a less rigorous schedule in the coming months, Beyoncé has made the decision to forgo performing at the 2017 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival," they wrote.

HOWEVER, since you can't just promise the people Beyoncé and then take Bey back, the music festival promised the singer will be headlining next year's festival in 2018.

We're going to be okay, guys. We just have to wait until 2018 to see Beyoncé live while surrounded by sweaty twenty-somethings on Molly. We will survive!!!!!!

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Twitter, however, is not taking the news well.

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Bad news, buddy.

Although many people saw this coming.

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And others are refusing to settle for less than the very best to replace Bey. Valid.

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And at least a few people are relieved and/or DGAF:

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For those of you planning to go to Coachella this year, I'm sorry for your loss. For everyone else, this is not bad news. We can just keep on watching Beyonce's Grammys performance on loop from the comfort our homes, where we never have to wait in line for a port-o-potty.

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Although I would reconsider going if only to see Bernie Sanders perform "Irreplaceable." 🎶To the left, to the left.🎶