Well, the news is out—Beyoncé Knowles is pregnant with twins! She's doing this for us, the American people. She knows how much we need this right now. Thank you, Beyoncé.
Here's how Twitter congratulated Beyoncé on her pregnancy.
THE RESISTANCE IS A MARATHON AND NOT A SPRINT AND BEYONCÉ'S PREGNANCY ANNOUNCEMENT IS WHERE WE PICK UP WATER AND BANANAS— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) February 1, 2017
I just really want to thank Beyoncé Giselle Knowles and Shawn Carter for deciding to start our army for us so strategically.— Sara Benincasa (@SaraJBenincasa) February 1, 2017
Sad that there are more black people in Beyoncé right now, than in Trumps entire cabinet team.— Gráinne Maguire (@GrainneMaguire) February 1, 2017
Beyoncé currently has more people in her womb than attended Trump's inauguration.— Jessie (@NicCageMatch) February 1, 2017
BEY BLESS US EVERY ONE pic.twitter.com/hP24qwSmUi— erin mallory long (@erinmallorylong) February 1, 2017
If Trump was mad about the Women's March getting more attention than him he's really gonna be pissed about Beyoncé's pregnancy.— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) February 1, 2017
at the exact moment beyonce announced she was pregnant trump felt a chilling breeze— Yung Sweet Lassi (@andnowtothemoon) February 1, 2017
he didn't know the chosen ones already walked among us
Beyonce is having two supreme court justices!— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) February 1, 2017
Most people: "How can I bring a child into the world at a time like this?"— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 1, 2017
Beyoncé: "I'm having 2 babies."
Beyoncé, you've bested us again.
12 days into the worst presidency in history and Beyonce's twins are the first time I've gotten a news alert from Twitter. Not complaining.— BenjaminBirdie (@BenjaminBirdie) February 1, 2017
Thank you @Beyonce for briefly displacing trump stories in my feed— Zachary Lemon (@vaguepains) February 1, 2017
I need the US to get its shit together for many reasons, including that I want Beyonce's children to be born into a better world. pic.twitter.com/6hoteusOdM— april lavalle (@imatoofbrush) February 1, 2017
Me: I just don't know if NOW is the right time to bring a child into the world!— Caro (@socarolinesays) February 1, 2017
Beyoncé: Ugh, move over, I'll bring two pic.twitter.com/UH6uClB9WI
Beyonce gives birth to Romulus and Remus. A new, better society is born.— Janie Effing Stolar (@JanieFierce) February 1, 2017
AS ALWAYS BEYONCE GIVES US EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED EXACTLY WHEN WE NEED IT MOST / UR TURN SENATE DEMS— Langan Kingsley ️ (@thisislangan) February 1, 2017