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He achieved total enlightenment early. So, you know, he's got that going for him.

There's an old Internet saying that goes, "And then Bill Murray whispered, 'no one will ever believe you.'" Well, for once, someone has proof. The man, the myth, the Murray  stopped by a New York-area bachelor party this weekend and gave a pep talk for everyone but the groom, for whom he deemed it "too late," saying "you know how funerals are for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they're for the uncommitted." 

Basically, Murray advises everyone who thinks they've found The One to travel to a remote part of the world where you'll be stuck with that person and tempted to kill each other. If you each make it back in one, living piece and still love each other, get a quickie ceremony in the airport chapel. 

Sources: John Feitelberg