Someone took a picture of Billy Corgan looking grumpy on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, and it's just the best.
Billy Corgan, how can you feel like a zero when Minnie is blowing you a kiss?
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You remember Billy Corgan, right? He's that guy from Smashing Pumpkins who was great at sing-yelling about all of your feelings when you were 12 and starting to understand what it feels like to not belong. Well, great news! That 48-year-old adult man is still a cranky outcast, but now he's armed with a bucket full of conspiracy theories and, apparently, a fussy toddler's dislike of Disneyland's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. At least, that's how it looks in this photo from last week that's gone viral:
Billy Corgan Glumly Riding a Train at Disneyland Is the Photo of the Week http://t.co/dsKqs3glkZ pic.twitter.com/wxLzvWwUwY
— Esquire Magazine (@esquire) July 25, 2015
What's wrong, Billy? Do you want a cupcake?
"No!" (via Getty Images/Esquire)
Are you sure you don't want one, Billy? I think your blood sugar might be low.
"No! I'm not sure!" (via Getty Images/Esquire)
Take a cupcake, Billy.
"Okay!" (via Getty Images)
That feels better, doesn't it?