Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan fulfills his destiny by being a cranky baby at Disneyland.

Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan fulfills his destiny by being a cranky baby at Disneyland.
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Someone took a picture of Billy Corgan looking grumpy on Big Thunder Mountain Railroad, and it's just the best.

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Billy Corgan, how can you feel like a zero when Minnie is blowing you a kiss?
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You remember Billy Corgan, right? He's that guy from Smashing Pumpkins who was great at sing-yelling about all of your feelings when you were 12 and starting to understand what it feels like to not belong. Well, great news! That 48-year-old adult man is still a cranky outcast, but now he's armed with a bucket full of conspiracy theories and, apparently, a fussy toddler's dislike of Disneyland's Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. At least, that's how it looks in this photo from last week that's gone viral:

What's wrong, Billy? Do you want a cupcake?

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"No!" (via Getty Images/Esquire)

Are you sure you don't want one, Billy? I think your blood sugar might be low.

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"No! I'm not sure!" (via Getty Images/Esquire)

Take a cupcake, Billy.

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"Okay!" (via Getty Images)

That feels better, doesn't it?

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