On Monday night, reality TV star and Kardashian-to-be Blac Chyna posted a picture of herself holding her new baby, Dream Renee Kardashian, asleep in a little pink blanket and probably dreaming of baby's first Rolls Royce. Dream, born on November 10, is Chyna's first daughter and first child with fiancé Robert Kardashian; she also has a 3-year-old son, King Cairo, with ex, rapper Tyga (yes, the same Tyga currently dating Kylie Jenner).
The littlest Kardashian already has her own Instagram account, with a whopping 493,000 followers. She's also got a Twitter account, with just one tweet so far—a photo of her breastfeeding at her mama's bosom. Dream's been on Twitter five days and she's got 12,000 followers; I've been on Twitter eight years and I've got 27,000. So I'm still winning, but clearly not for long.
Damn, this baby's got some serious social media skills. Maybe I should post a picture of myself breastfeeding. Thoughts?