The world will never see Blake Shelton shirtless, and that's OK.

The world will never see Blake Shelton shirtless, and that's OK.
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Ugh, bad news guys. Page Six is reporting that we will never see Blake Shelton with his shirt off. Ever. Guess it's time to give up the dream and start looking for meaning in our small, pathetic lives elsewhere. Pack it up, folks. You don't have to go home, but you can't see Blake Shelton's man nips here.

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Dream ruiner Blake Shelton.
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Just like shooting guns and eating huge portions of food at restaurants, ogling shirtless celebrities is one of America's favorite pastimes, but Shelton is not buying it. A source tells Page Six that the country singer chooses to remain covered up because he is a bit self conscious about his weight, despite loosing 30 pounds after his divorce from Miranda Lambert.

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“He is so sensitive about his weight,” a source told Page Six. “You will never see him shirtless.” That sources goes on to say, "He always keeps his dressing room closed. At photo shoots, he will not change on set. He goes back to his dressing room whenever he needs to take his clothes off."

That source's story checks out. An aggressive internet search turns up no pictures of Shelton without a shirt on, even in these new pictures of him swimming with girlfriend Gwen Stefani. That's right, Blake Shelton swims in a giant, oversized tee. Here are just a few of the pictures with Blake wearing shirts that come up when you try to find pictures of him without one. See?

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#Vegas #GoAheadAndBreakMyHeart #ifimhonest @billboard 😀😀Gx

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This disturbing trend.

#GoAheadAndBreakMyHeart Gx @blakeshelton

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This is just too weird.

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You can always try for yourself, but there appears to be no magic set of keywords you can punch into Google to make a shirtless Blake Shelton appear, because pictures of shirtless Blake Shelton do not exist. Turns out famous celebrity Blake Shelton actually has insecurities just like non-famous people, and he chooses not to show off his bod for random internet spectators to comment on. Wow, a person doing what they want with their body? What a novel concept.

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