The song, appropriately titled "We're Going to Hell," warns people of their firey fate if they don't help people with AIDS—especially if you're loaded like all these fancy celebs.
With Brandon Flowers on the keys, the gaggle of stars crooned the lyrics "if we don't help people with AIDS we're going to hell!" before Bono, in bizarre devil makeup, starts singing from within a bathtub. A HELL bathtub, that is.
The stars were raising money for (RED), an organization that fights AIDS and funds AIDS research. So it looks like they are exempt from hell for doing their part.
Wait, if Bono is in hell, what does it take to get to heaven? That dude is single-handedly saving the world through his multiple humanitarian efforts.
The rest of us are totally doomed.