News of the Angelina Jolie/Brad Pitt split (#Branxit) is blowing up people's phones like an emergency flood warning. Adding fuel to the fire (and mixing the hell out of metaphors), is news that the divorce is allegedly due to Pitt's on-set affair with Marion Cotillard, which was supposedly uncovered by a private eye hired by Jolie.

Some people are still processing the news, others have gone to have a lie-down, and a lot have already finished heating their takes up in the oven and posted them on Twitter. And you better believe the Jen Aniston memes are in full effect.