Can you imagine going to the Jersey Shore and running into Bradley Cooper? What would you even do?

Sure, at this point, we're all used to hearing about (aka seeing graphic paparazzi photos of) Bradley Cooper and girlfriend Irina Shayk sexily chilling near the sea in Europe. But over Labor Day weekend they really switched it up by sexily chilling near the sea at the Jersey Shore. No one ever saw it coming. Another shocking twist: millionaire Cooper appears to only own one bathing suit.

According to People, the couple and Cooper's mom were spotted at tons of Jersey Shore spots. And Cooper politely and hilariously posed for photos with a lot of waitresses. Like, a lot a lot.

Sources: People