Dear, sweet Britney Spears pretends her poppin' ab selfie isn't about her poppin' abs.

Dear, sweet Britney Spears pretends her poppin' ab selfie isn't about her poppin' abs.
Advertising

Britney Spears has been killing it on Instagram as of late, between her re-posts of random nonsense and her selfies. There's something so charming about Spears' Instagram. It's like a living version of those "Stars: They're Just Like Us" magazine sections.

Like any self-respecting selfie-taker, Spears covertly takes advantage of good lighting when it appears. She posted an Instagram at a store, with a caption professing her love for boutiques. This picture isn't about boutiques, though: it's about how Spears's abs are getting sharp enough to cut through glass. 

Love boutiques... Just saying 😊

A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on

"Love boutiques... Just saying," her caption reads. By that she really means, "Y'all, my abs are fierce as fuck. Britney's back, bitches."

Seriously, her abs have gotten even better since her previous abfies (that's a newly made-up word for ab selfies). Girl is working out.

Happy Monday everyone! ❤️

A post shared by Britney Spears (@britneyspears) on

Advertising

Britney is quickly becoming the celebrity queen of abfies.

Advertising