Britney Spears is lawyering up against the 'bloids (a cool abbrev for "tabloids" I just made up), threatening to sue the rag mags if they don't stop telling lies about her.
According to TMZ, which of course only has its heart in the right place, Spears' lawyer sent a letter to InTouch warning them not to publish a story they were trying to push about Spears allegedly "talking and laughing to herself and using a British accent" (aka acting crazy) at last month's VMAs.
Of all the rumors they could have made up, they couldn't have chosen a more interesting one? When it comes to erratic behavior, Spears' truth is stranger than fiction.
The magazine apparently notified the lawyer that they will still be running the story. The lawyer called it "utterly false, highly defamatory and completely offensive to Ms. Spears."
TMZ, which hopefully wouldn't lie in a story about tabloids lying, says that a source connected to Brit Brit explains that the singer is tired of these "made-up" stories, especially considering how hard she's worked to turn her life around.
"They say if the story runs they will absolutely sue the magazine, adding this will be the first of many lawsuits to stop the lies," TMZ explains.
InTouch better leave Britney alone.