It must be so annoying to be a lawyer and constantly have celebs begging for pictures.

Buckle up, folks, because we're about to go on a roller coaster of crazy. 

California lawyer and probably insane person Svitlana Sangary has most important thing a lawyer could possibly possess: celebrities and high-ranking politicians for friends! Lots of them! Just look at her website (actually, look at this archived version), where you can see Sangary with literally dozens of the world's power elite. Unfortunately, if the California State Bar gets its way, she'll be suspended for six months because the photos created the equivalent of "deceptive advertising" for clients, just because they are not real in any way, shape or form. That is, unless they consider Sangary's argument that Natalie Portman makes it OK (seriously).