The artist formerly known as Calvin Harris (and currently known as Taylor Swift's boyfriend) has finally showed his mug after suffering a facial laceration in a May 20 car collision. In what feels like a rare instance, the celebrity musician was not the one who caused the accident. According to Us Weekly, a VW Beetle rammed into Harris's SUV at an intersection. Harris has since been hiding out, and has only just started sharing his flesh with the ever-hungering public again on social media.
Harris's face is half-covered in most of his latest Snaps, making you wonder what he's hiding.
"Fuck this," Harris captioned his pic. Yeah, fuck this crappy picture that doesn't show off his cut.
A subsequent Snap revealed Harris loves geo filters.
Then, finally, he did it: he showed his full face.
Aaaand there's nothing to see. Where's the laceration that prompted Taylor Swift to nurse him back to health?
What a tease, Harris.
It's like he doesn't want people to know everything about his private life. Selfish.
Harris also shared a photo on Instagram that is presumably from before his accident. Heads up, there's a lot of ab here.
There's also a lot of arm muscle. Sorry for the lack of warning about that.