Because humanity likes to rub salt in people's wounds, people want to know how Scottish DJ Calvin Harris is taking the news of the birth of "Hiddleswift"—the Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston romance that's taken the Internet by storm (even more than her romances usually do). The best way to make someone suffer even more during a horrible public split is to have paparazzi ambush them at their homes or places of work, and ask them questions about exactly how much their hearts hurt now that their ex is with someone new.