Calvin Harris dated Taylor Swift for about a year, but at this rate he will be enduring T-Swift related jokes for the rest of eternity. Calvin Harris and Howie Mandel shared the stage at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas on Saturday when Mandel made an uncomfortable joke about the DJ's ex.
"I like your suit, who’s your Taylor?" quipped Mandel, punctuating his unfunny dad joke with the unfunny dad follow up, "See what I did?"
Harris, who probably wanted to burn the hotel to the ground in that moment, tried to pretend like Howie's pun was even remotely funny and responded, "You had that prepared, you had that one ready" through his gritted teeth. Even though he appeared to be a good sport on the outside, this was probably what was going on inside his head.
Dating Taylor is like the gift that keeps on giving, but only if you are a total masochist.