While Taylor Swift's post-Calvin Harris romance with Tom Hiddleston has been very public (she ain't keeping her romance *Loki*), Harris has been building up to his attempt to win the breakup. Rather than just focus on one movie star, the Scottish DJ set sail with a whole group of models.
Harris captioned the selfie "I write songs," which is probably what he told the models to get them on the boat (Side bar: Does DJing count as songwriting? I guess if he writes his own beats).
He posted a party pic with his friend Emil Nava, and they look particularly frat.
Harris showed off his private jet and fancy footwear on Snapchat.
He brought along some of his Scottish bros and Rice Krispie treats.
Harris on a luxury voyage in a yacht full of models is a very Leo DiCaprio thing to do. All that's missing is one of these: