Breaking: Calvin Harris responded to the NSFW Taylor Swift break-up rumors with a sexy threat.

Breaking: Calvin Harris responded to the NSFW Taylor Swift break-up rumors with a sexy threat.
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Earlier today, many callous outlets gleefully shared the rumor that Taylor Swift broke up with Calvin Harris because he was photographed leaving a "Thai massage" place thought to give "happy endings." And they would do it all over again!

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Remember this? From this morning?

Harris, obviously, is not pleased:

This is more exciting than when Hermione joined The Squad.

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