Hey, ever wonder what it'd be like to have every aspect of your breakup analyzed and reported on by the press? Lucky for Taylor Swift's ex Calvin Harris, he doesn't have to wonder any longer, because this is his life now. On Saturday, it emerged that Swift met her new British demi-god actor boyfriend Tom Hiddleston's mother in England, just a few days after he'd met her parents in Nashville, and the paparazzi eagerly awaited Harris' reaction.

Anyway, according to TMZ, a "source" close to the couple kindly shared that Harris thinks the fact Swift met Hiddleston's mom is "f****** laughable" (which one can assume stands for "fucking," and not a sign that heartbreak has caused Harris to speak in asterisks), considering she never met his mother in the entirety of their 15-month relationship.