Celebrities are good at things, obviously, because fame is based entirely on talent and merit. Magazines and websites love to tell you that one of the things celebs are good at is having sex—and that they have lots of it! But the truth is that you can't always believe what publications say about celebrities. Some people even say that the True And Forever Love of Hiddleswift is faked!
Because we care about Celebrity Truth, we did some digging. Here are 10 celeb couples we are pretty sure have had sex.
1. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
In the video above, released about a year after Kim and Kanye's marriage, Kim said that she'd "been having sex 500 times a day." If you calculate how long that would take, she was probably having sex literally constantly, and was actually being sexed by Kanye just out of frame while this video was being shot.
So it seems like Kim and Kanye have definitely had sex, right? Hold up, Mr. Assumption! Kim only said that she was having a lot of sex; she didn't say with whom. And Kanye writes a lot of songs about himself, which implies that Kanye might actually be having sex with Kanye.
Still, we think there's a pretty good chance that these two have had sex. Kanye, maybe you should write a new song about that? ;)
2. Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan Tatum
You might think that Channing Tatum has to save all his sex for the Magic Mike films, storing it over years so it can erupt all over movie screens like… gosh, there just isn't a good metaphor for that. Anyway, if you thought that's what was happening, you were wrong! Channing Tatum said in a Facebook Live interview that he and his wife "get down!" He then added, "We truly have all different kinds of sex," which admittedly does sound like what a middle schooler would say describing his "100% real" girlfriend. But still, we are pretty sure that Channing and Jenna have sexed at least once!
3. Sascha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher
Does anybody really have sex with Sascha Baron Cohen? Or do they have sex with Ali G, Borat, and Brüno? Still, Fisher and Cohen have been together since 2002, so it seems like Cohen would've accidentally had sex as himself at some point.
4. Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi
In this bit, Ellen and Portia use candy names to suggest what their love life is like, which might be the blandest, vaguest, most timid suggestion of sex that you can have. But! They also talked about where there first kiss was, and sometimes sex involves kissing. So: we think these two have had sex!
5. Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds
Despite what many 8-year-olds think, touching a boob, like in the photo above, is not sex. But in his thank-you speech at the MTV Movie Awards, Ryan Reynolds said, "I want to thank my wife, Blake. Everything I do is to make her laugh, especially the sex!" Of course, there's always the chance that Blake had said to him earlier that night, "Honey, please try to convince everyone at the MTV Movie Awards that we have had sex." But we think it's more likely that they actually have!
6. Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes
Gosling and Mendes are very secretive about their private lives—which has to mean they're having sex all the time, right? Like, what's the point of keeping your private life a secret if all you're doing together is watching TV or chopping the pounds and pounds of vegetables needed for the massive salads that all celebrities are required to eat?
7. Gigi Hadid and Zayn Mailk
An anonymous source has described the sex chemistry for these two cyborgs as "explosive." There is a possibility that, because they know the bomb-like dangers of mashing their genitals together, they have vowed to never have sex. But it's more likely that they're having lots of sex and "explosive" is just a metaphor.
8. Kirk and Anne Douglas
Did you know that people can still be celebrities when they get older? Actor Kirk Douglas and his wife, producer Anne Douglas, have been married since 1954. If you spend over 60 years with anybody, you're going have sex at some point, right?
9. Chrissy Teigen and John Legend
Chrissy Teigen told a magazine that she and John Legend had sex under a blanket while flying first class. And everyone knows that one airplane sex counts for ten land sexes and two sea sexes!
10. Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith
That's a picture of their kids. You know how kids are formed, right? ;) ;) ;) ;P