If you're a celebrity, odds are pretty good that you have a smokin' bod and you want to show it off. Thanks to social media, famous hotties can flood their Instagram feeds with perfectly photoshopped pics of their favorite body parts, then just sit back and let the likes rain down upon their empty souls. Sometimes celebs try to camouflage their narcissism with a prop, but it's so obvious. We're on to you, hot people! (Also please don't stop.) Here are 13 times celebrities used a thinly veiled excuse to show off their hot bods on Instagram. Note: we went ahead and left this list Kardashian/Jenner free because that's just way too easy.
1. Britney Spears
"I love boutiques. I named my abs 'Boutiques,' y'all."
2. Jessica Simpson
"What? I just really want everyone to see my husband's golf club. OK?"
3. Chris Pratt
"Hey everybody look at this fish I caught. Oh were my rockin' biceps in the picture? I didn't even notice."
"Hey everyone look at this baby. Just kidding, keep looking at me."
5. Chris Hemsworth
"Wow, you guys see that full moon tonight? Sure hope you weren't distracted by anything!"
6. Chrissy Teigen
"If this picture of me cooking just happens to show off my perfect post baby bod, then I guess I'll just have to live with that."
7. Scott Eastwood
"Don't mind me, just doing some construction work with my shirt off."
8. Zac Efron
"The Paparazzi catch me at the silliest of times."
9. Mario Lopez
"Happy Best Friends day to my hot bod, Uh, I mean my dog."
10. Mariah Carey
"You know me. Always making homemade pizza in my white lingerie."
11. The Rock
"I don't always hold two baby puppies, but when I do I'm in a soaking wet white shirt."
12. Ariel Winter
"Hey everybody look at my graduation cake!" (No one looks at graduation cake.)
13. Ricky Martin
"OK, maybe I'll just point at nothing and laugh for this one?"