How celebrities sum themselves up in their Instagram bios.

How celebrities sum themselves up in their Instagram bios.
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Instagram has over 500 million users. Pretty much everyone is using the social media app to share sexy selfies, sunsets, and brunch pics. Even the super rich and famous are Instagram obsessed. (Except Justin Bieber who went bonkers and deleted his account.) We all love to see celebs' photos from their everyday lives, but the most entertaining thing about their Instagram accounts, in some cases, is how they choose to present themselves in their bios. Here are 15 random celebrities and their equally random Instagram bios.

1. Usher (4.7 million followers)

"Look through my eyes and witness life as I see it."

"Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind" http://flaunt.com/people/usher/

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2. Chrissy Teigen (8 million followers)

"making america great again"

Hashtag cant swim #cantswim #REVOLVEinthehamptons #cravingsBBQ @revolve

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3. Chris Pratt (6.4 million followers)

"I use my twitter for jokes mostly. But I use my Instagram for deeper more meaningful stuff like pictures mostly."

4. Marnie The Dog (2 million followers)

"14 year old NYC Shih Tzu adopted from a shelter at age 11. I 💗 walking & parties. H8 being alone. I'm a lady! Adopt senior dogs👍"

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I love bread

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5. Ryan Reynolds (6.2 million followers)

"I can't feel your legs."

Today, Guam. Tomorrow? Also Guam.

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6. Leonardo DiCaprio (9.8m followers)

"Actor and Environmentalist"

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7. Mariah Carey (4 million followers)

"✨Mimi✨"

💋💋

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8. Ryan Lochte (1 million followers)

"Repetition is the father of learning."

Me and Mathew McConagauhey chillin in the Warm down pool area! #mathewmcconaughey #olympics #rio

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9. Arnold Schwarzenegger (6.6 million followers)

"Former Mr. Olympia, Conan, Terminator, and Governor of California. I killed the Predator. I told you I'd be back."

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10. Salma Hayek (1.7 million followers)

"After hundreds of impostors, years of procrastination, and a self-imposed allergy to technology, FINALLY I'm here. ¡Hola! This is truly Salma."

Ocho and I chilling #chill #dog #summer Ocho y yo en el apapacho #perro #verano

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11. Ricky Martin (5.8 million followers)

"Where words fail, photos speak!"

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12. Taylor Swift (89.3 million followers)

"Born in 1989."

I didn't know 'kangaroo selfies' were a thing. But they are and this is one.

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13. The Rock (63.3 million followers)

"Dude"

14. Selena Gomez (95.6 million followers)

"By grace through faith"

when your lyrics are on the bottle 😛 #ad

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15. Carrot Top (13.5 thousand followers)

"This is the OFFICIAL INSTAGRAM for the comedian CARROT TOP"

New prop! #olympic medal w surveillance camera for #usa #swimteam 🇺🇸📽

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