It seems like you can't open new browser tab these days without seeing another famous person doing a "Hotline Bling" dance parody, but it turns out there was one type of spoof we've been missing in all this clickbait: a dramatic speaking parody of Drake's song opus. Thankfully, W Magazine has made this video with Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Banks, Amy Schumer, and other people W Magazine claims are famous even if you don't recognize them. Watch to see legitimately delightfully dramatic readings of Drake's lyrics, and then pray silently that this "Hotline Bling" parody will be the last.

Sources: W Magazine