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Although there weren't any big tears at this year's Oscars, one of the highlights of watching awards shows, movies, and TV is watching beautiful people cry. There's just something about seeing those perfect faces scrunched up and snotty that makes a person feel good about themselves. Don't feel bad for these crybabies, not only have many of them (LEO!) won an Oscar, they're also in very rich, famous, and usually-good-looking company.

1. Leonardo DiCaprio 

When you run out of models to date.
When you run out of models to date.